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Funny Observations About Life – 3/1/2011

By admin On March 3, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Uncategorized

I don’t remember the name of any character Morgan Freeman ever played – he’s just Morgan Freeman in every movie. There are couch naps and bed naps. Bed naps are serious. I once dated a girl who liked celebrating Valentine’s Day a week late. That way, flowers aren’t overpriced and candy is half-off. In retrospect, [...]

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Funny Observations About Life – 1/20/2011

By admin On January 20, 2011 · Leave a Comment · In Uncategorized

“Have you ever seen a pretty girl driving a car and thought ‘if i hit her i can probably get her number’?” I’m sick of women wearing graphic tees. I feel like you have to be really sneaky when you read them cause if they catch you, you look like a creeper. I think it [...]

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The Advice Guys – Free Advice For Any Question

By admin On August 17, 2010 · Leave a Comment · In Uncategorized

Back in the day, my friend and I setup a stand on the streets of Waikiki and proclaimed ourselves the advice guys.  Ask any question you want, and we will give you our best advice.  FREE.  If you like our advice, we take donations, starting at 5 cents. We make no warranties and you don’t [...]

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Funny Observations About Life and People

By admin On July 29, 2010 · 4 Comments · In Uncategorized

I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Nothing sucks [...]

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